🛡️ N3RD Privacy Policy

 

Last updated: Whenever we last updated our firewall.

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Well you made it here, most people don't, the policy is long so just use A.I to summarise it if its easier.

 

We respect your privacy — like, more than we respect people who skip the tutorial. This policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your data, while keeping it all 100% geek-approved.

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What We Collect (No Mind Reading Required)

 

When you browse our site, buy a shirt, or send us a message (even if it’s just to tell us “Picard > Kirk”), we may collect:

 

• Your name (real or chosen gamertag)

• Email address

• Shipping address (no, not the Millennium Falcon docking bay)

• Payment info (handled securely via our payment partners)

• Your favourite science pun… just kidding. Or are we?

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How We Use Your Info

 

We promise not to sell your data to evil empires or spam you with emails about “becoming a crypto billionaire.” Here’s what we do use your info for:

 

• Shipping you awesome nerdwear

• Answering your deeply existential sizing questions

• Letting you know when we drop new gear or offers (only if you say yes)

• Summoning customer support from deep within our underground bunker

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How We Protect It

 

We guard your data like it’s the last known copy of the original Star Wars trilogy (unedited). Our site uses encryption, security best practices, and zero tolerance for shady backdoor stuff.

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🍪 Cookies? Yep, Like in the Matrix

 

We use cookies — not the choc chip kind, the browser kind — to make your experience smoother, faster, and slightly more magical. You can turn them off, but things might look like they’re running on dial-up.

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Sharing With Third Parties

 

We only share your info with trusted partners like payment processors, delivery services, and occasionally Gandalf when he’s handling logistics. No shady third parties, no cloak-and-dagger stuff.

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Your Rights

 

You have the right to:

 

• Request a copy of the data we hold on you

• Ask us to delete it (we’ll perform a digital Thanos snap)

• Unsubscribe from our emails (though they are mildly entertaining)

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Got Questions?

 

Contact us at talknerdy@n3rd.com.au or via messenger pigeon if you’re feeling dramatic. Just give us a few days — we might be battling a server dragon.

 

Live long and protect privacy. 🖖

Thanks for trusting N3RD with your data. We promise to treat it better than Gollum treated the ring.